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Another Spectacular Sharapova Implosion

They say she's one of the most beautiful women in the world but . . .

They say she’s one of the most beautiful women in the world but . . .

What happens when the world’s best American female tennis player meets the world’s best Russian? It’s not pretty, we can tell you that.

In the semi-finals of the WTA tour event in Miami, Florida last week, so-called “Russian” tennis player Maria Sharapova, the #3 seed, should have had to face the #6 seed, Angelique Kerber. But not only did Kerber get eliminated from Sharapova’s half of the draw before Sharapova could face her, so did the #11 and the #15 seeds, meaning that in her semi-finals match Sharapova only needed to beat the lowly #22 seed, journeywoman Jelena Jankovic, which she easily did. To reach the semis, Sharapova only needed to beat the #8 seed.

By contrast, American Serena Williams needed to beat the #4 seed, Agnieszka Radwanskaya in her semi-finals contest, and she had to beat the #5 seeded player to reach the semis.

After lucking into the finals with Williams, Sharapova’s dumb luck continued as she raced out to an amazing lead against the American.  In the middle of the second set, she was up set and a break and then . . . she spectacularly and completely fell apart. She lost every single game after that, dropping the second set 3-6 and getting bageled in the third 0-6.  By the time the smoke had cleared, Sharapova had lost a stunning ten games in a row.

Sharapova saw her serve broken a shocking seven times, failed to save a single break chance against her, and served five double faults. She’s now 2-12 lifetime against Serena and hasn’t won a match against her in nearly ten years, not since her freak victory against Serena in 2004 at the Wimbledon finals.

Once again, Sharapova stood exposed as a fraud.  She isn’t even really Russian, because she lives in the United States and learned her game there, and that’s probably a good thing for Russia because every time she steps on the court she reminds the world of how fundamentally fraudulent the entire nation of Russia really is — so at least Russians have a little deniability.  Just as Sharapova pretends to be a great player, and indeed pretends to be Russian, Russia pretends to be a great nation and a democracy. Neither one seems capable of doing what it takes to make that pretense a reality.

22 responses to “Another Spectacular Sharapova Implosion

  1. Bohdan ⋅

    Aah well said and to the point LR about that ‘ersatz’ Russian Shriekapova!

    What has me flabbergasted is that she does not have the balls to return to her beloved Russia, and earn her money there, but instead hides in that ‘despised U.S.’, which has made her and given her everything.

    Proves that some ersatz comrades know on which side their bread is buttered, and yet preach “do as I say and not as I do!”

    She is a classic case of a hypocrite!

  2. rutenburg

    Bravo, Bohdan. You have proved yourself to be just as smart as La Russophobe herself. And I love your pun about Sharapova not being able to return tennis balls on first serves:

    > she does not have the balls to return to her beloved Russia

    • larussophobe ⋅

      What have you proved yourself, by commenting without saying a single substantive word about the post? A spammer?

    • Bohdan ⋅

      Thank you for your words rottenburro. But in all honesty, you saw Shriekapova first and hence she’s all yours.

      Believe me there will be zero competition from me comrade, about courting her. You saw her first, she’s all yours!!!

      PS I bet all the street knows whenever she has sex. Boy, ‘o’ boy I can you imagine her loud shrieking in that marathon event.

    • MCCUSA ⋅

      maria sharapova has a sex appeal of a fly, she is dumb as an ashtray, ugly as only a russian woman can be; she aimed too high in finding herself a boyfriend, and ended up with a third class , totally unknown slovenian football player, who ditched her anyway- bednaszka maria – what a winning combination russian style….

      • Manfred Steifschwanz ⋅

        I’ve got news for you, Pshek: Sharapova has a big, nude poster of JP II for sale — she does have an eye for witty, handsome men, mind you. If you show up at her place, I think she’d fall heads over heels! Especially, if you hint at how inferior she is, you can have what you want! There is no such thing as unrequited love…

        • MCCUSA ⋅

          manfredzio, obosranye russkiye barakhlo, I thought that sharapova has a big nude poster of Kirasha of russia, patriarch of russia and kgb operative, imagine naked kirasha with wrist watches all over kirasha’s extremities – you know that kirasha who came to Poland on a reconciliation mission – and was treated like a pathetic clown by Polish Catholic nation…

          • MCCUSA ⋅

            By the way, Pope Francis, invited the Head of ALL Orthodox in the World, Bartolomew 1st, Patriarch of Constinopole, the only relevant spiritual leader of all orthodox in the world…

            • MCCUSA ⋅

              Pope Francis, a great friend of millions of Eastern Rite Catholics of Ukraine, will nominate soon a spiritual leader for them, Ukrainian Catholics will have direct contact with the Church of Rome.

  3. Manfred Steifschwanz ⋅

    >> They say she’s one of the most beautiful women in the world but . . . >>

    …that’s nothing compared to angry, menopausal Kim Zigfeld 😀

    Any news about that French arch-traitor Gérard Depardieu?

    • Bohdan ⋅

      Bravo Limpdick!!! your words “…that’s nothing compared to angry, menopausal Kim Zigfeld” are the senseless trademark of the true imbecile that you are, after all if you look at a prick (i.e. penis) like you! You will find the following:

      His owner beats him regularly, he has one eye that is blind, a head that has no brains, and his next door neighbor is an ‘arse hole.’ And to cap it all off I bet you wear a polo neck jumper/sweater to hide the circumcision mark around your neck – RIGHT comrade???

      Putin certainly knows how to pick em? Does ‘it’ (i.e. he – Putin) not?

    • MCCUSA ⋅

      Who are they, who said that sharapova is one the ‘most beautiful women in the world, manfred, aka obosranye russkiye barakhlo, let me think…a blind veterans of the Afghan/soviet war????

      • I have to agree. By Russian standards, Sharapova is so-so. She isn’t even the sexiest female athlete in the world. A pathetic second after Anna Kournikova, a better-looking Russian woman. And the third is Ana Ivanovic from Serbia. No Poles on that list. Not even a ski pole or a pole-vaulter:

        http://xfinity.comcast.net/slideshow/sports-hotfemaleathletes/24/

        • MCCUSA ⋅

          The most beautiful and sexy tennis player is Polish-Danish player, Caroline Wozniacki. No wonder she is dating the greatests and the richest golf player in the world, while poor pathetic sharapova is still trying to find a boyfriend among the greatest and the richest – with no luck – she got ditched by the slovenian peasant and third rate football player… Perhaps if we could cut sharapova’s vocal cords to stop that revolting noises of a pig she made, perhaps then she might find little russian peasant – she should go back to her siberian roots and forget about the West… Agnieszka Radwanska is classy, feminine, with pretty face and charm…in case you haven’t noticed. By the way who made that list another group of blind veterans of afghan/russian war???

    • > Any news about that French arch-traitor Gérard Depardieu?

      Sure:

      • Pierre Richard: “I too demand Russian citizenship!”

        • MCCUSA ⋅

          vladzio, vladzio, vladzio, ‘We too demand Russian citizenship’ message from billion and a half Chinese……

          • Right. Everybody is dreaming about the Siberian climate. Tens of thousands Chinese move to Russia every year and hundreds of thousands move to California.

            • MCCUSA ⋅

              right vladzio, Chinese are retaking its own territory stolen from China a while ago it is called Siberia, on China’s side Billion and a half Chinese on the russian side NOBODY…..and nothing not even rotting russian nukes….Priceless indeed…

      • MCCUSA ⋅

        vladzio, vladzio, vladzio, enlighten me dearie, didn’t Chechen people torched a new Depardieu’s apartment in Grozny, given to the french ordure by prezydent kadyrov????

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