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Recession in Russia! You Read it Here First!

One month ago, we reported that Russia would likely enter a recession this year.  It had experienced two consecutive years and two consecutive quarters of declining economic growth, and even state-sponsored media conceded that the only reason it was not already in a recession was the price of oil.

This week the price of Brent crude dropped below $100 per barrel, and not one but two prominent Russian figures announced that Russia has entered recession.

First there was Ksenia Yudaeva, Putin’s representative to the G-20.  She stated: “Frankly speaking, Russia probably already is in recession.”

Then came oligarch Mikhail Prokhorov, owner of the New Jersey Nets.  He stated: “The economy is in recession.”

Moreover, Russia Today admits that global investor interest in Russia has plummeted by a shocking two-thirds in the last month.

You read it here first. Way out in front of the curve, we told you long ago that Russia’s economy had lost its momentum and was headed for the big flush.

But that’s only half the story.  We also told you that Russia’s inflation rate is out of control, which should not be happening as the economy contracts and is a sign of the paralyzing ultimate economic disaster known as stagflation, the illness that destroyed the USSR.

Putin has led his nation once again to the brink of national collapse.

32 responses to “Recession in Russia! You Read it Here First!

  1. Bohdan ⋅

    But then what can be expected, ruSSia is under the dictatorial controlled by that KaGeBist Putin.

    The only thing that the KGB school ever taught him was how to beat up old defenceless babushkas/ladies. I bet he knows as much how to control a free enterprise economy as I would have in how to physically give birth. hahaha!

    All I can say is, it could not have happened to a more deserving ‘chappie’ then him. Hope all the idiots that voted for him are happy now. Serves them right for being so stupid in the first place, they have certainly earned their recession.

  2. Beetlejuice ⋅

    Kim, how many times have you said that since your sorry excuse for a blog has been active? I’m guessing one for every lock of hair on Dee Snider’s head.

    • Bohdan ⋅

      Give up the ‘somogonka’ Beetlepiss – you are, as per usual, hallucinating.

      You may be funny to other communist imbecile simpltons, but in the free economy you are one hell of a wasted space with your sick jokes.

      • Bohdan ⋅

        Oops that word ‘ simpltons’ in my last paragraph should actually read simpletons.

      • Beetlejuice ⋅

        Hmm, I wasn’t making a joke. And what the hell is somogonka? Looks like an eye chart to me. So what’s your son’s name, momma? Hugh G. Rectionovych?😛 If he’s lucky he’ll look like his daddy.

        • Bohdan ⋅

          You know something Turd brain? I really like Ming’s nickname for you – which is Beetlevomit!

          Describes you perfectly, does it not? And about the somogonka? Don’t let it bother that pea brain of yours as it is full of useless communist trash, comrade goon.

          • Manfred Steifschwanz ⋅

            IRISH FOLKLORE’S TRIBUTE TO BOHDANITO
            =====================================
            In Bohdan’s fair city
            Where lads aren’t so witty
            I heard Bohdanito throw tantrums alone
            He jumped in his barrow
            His mind dull and narrow
            Crying insults and swearwords, alive, alive, oh

            Care to add a verse or two, anybody?

            • Bohdan ⋅

              Hey ManTurdo!
              COMMO FOLKLORE TRIBUTE TO MANTURDO

              Here’s my verse or two;
              In Manturdo’s feeble brain
              Lives another commo baboon
              Who in fact is just another
              lying communist goon

              Who thinks that the greatest
              mass murderer of all
              His beloved Soso Stalin
              is a saint with halo and wings
              When in fact he was Satan himself

              Happy Limppenis?

              • Beetlejuice ⋅

                I’d love to see you recite that on stage, little Bohdan. Especially the last part where the big cane comes out from the right side of the stage and snatches you off.

                • Bohdan ⋅

                  You can dream on Beetlevomit. I bet your peanut brain must hurt heaps when you use it for your stupid rave ons. Aye commo imbecile?

              • Manfred Steifschwanz ⋅

                Fairly nice try, Bohdanito. However, you were of course supposed to apply the same melody — to wit, “Molly Malone”. Let’s be clear here that you don’t really have to KNOW the tune to write a matching verse, given a ready-made template. It’s plain to see your scribble is not compatible with the latter. As usual, your contribution isn’t even intelligent; only boring and tiresome. Sorry Ukro — no go.

                • Bohdan ⋅

                  Manturd! your opinions are not worth a proverbial bumper. So keep on vomiting your ridiculous commo trash, at which you excel.

                  Do yourself a favor and crawl back into that mud hole in ground in Sweden’s permafrost north, where you rightly belong. Aye comrade?

            • MCCUSA ⋅

              manfredo, obosranye russikye barakhlo, for this ‘piece of art’ I am awarding you, on behalf of wladzio pucin, the medal of the ‘hero of the soviet union’ for literature. Russians follow the great tradition of the financial award, e.g., 1 million dollars for the Nobel Prize winner. Unfortunately 1 million rubles which equals 75 dollars was stolen….

          • Beetlejuice ⋅

            “You know something Turd brain? I really like Ming’s nickname for you – which is Beetlevomit”

            I don’t know, its sounds just as retarded as all the other names you came up with. But that’s basically what I’d cover you in, improve your sent. Neither you or mingtheuseless can come up with anything to insult me with that makes sense, even if it meant making Sarah Palin president in our next presidential elections.

            “Don’t let it bother that pea brain of yours as it is full of useless communist trash, comrade goon.”

            In other words, you’re again using a word which you don’t know the meaning of. Tsk-tsk, I’m so disappointed in you.

            • Bohdan ⋅

              Beetlevomit! You can’t handle the truth about yourself. Admit it jerk the truth hurts!!!

              And your “I’m so disappointed in you.” doesn’t worry me one iota! Whereas my real view of you is unprintable you brainless and loathsome communist reptile.

              • Beetlejuice ⋅

                “Beetlevomit! You can’t handle the truth about yourself. Admit it jerk the truth hurts!!!”

                And what truth is that? That you can’t make an intelligent argument to save your life, and resort only to elementary school level insults?

                “And your “I’m so disappointed in you.” doesn’t worry me one iota! Whereas my real view of you is unprintable you brainless and loathsome communist reptile.”

                It should worry you greatly, as you as uneducated as you are baffoonish.

                • Bohdan ⋅

                  You are lying – still, Beetlevomit!!! For your information reptile I went to university to get my professional qualifications. My father had a University degree also. And our son is attending the top Uni in this state. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, you brainless ‘commo’ buffoon!!!

                  And what about you? I bet you studied hard for your “Idiot’s Diploma!” and only got it by default because the communist teachers felt sorry for you. Right comrade?

                  Wow that was a long word i.e “uneducated” for your limited intelligence. Tell me who wrote/added that word in for you? It certainly wasn’t you!

                  • Beetlejuice ⋅

                    “For your information reptile I went to university to get my professional qualifications. My father had a University degree also.”

                    It can only have been Dipshit State University, based on your choices of words and elementary school level name-calling.

                    “I bet you studied hard for your “Idiot’s Diploma!” and only got it by default because the communist teachers felt sorry for you. Right comrade?”

                    Exactly! Even with that unlike your dumbass I can actually back up what I say. And I don’t sound like an irate little 3rd grade brat.

                    “Wow that was a long word i.e “uneducated” for your limited intelligence. Tell me who wrote/added that word in for you? It certainly wasn’t you!”

                    Longer than any word you’ve ever used. You wouldn’t be admitted to any university even if you overdosed on tanning pills and played the race card. Hell you don’t even know the politburo from your own family.

                    • Bohdan ⋅

                      Again Cockroach vomit! You have excelled with your stupidity. Tell me does it come natural with you, or is it the studying you did at the KGB school of propaganda? I bet that pea brain of yours must hurt, after writing those ridiculously stupid comments.

                      But then nothing surprises me about your irrelevance and stupidity any more. YOU ARE A NATURAL in that field!

                • Manfred Steifschwanz ⋅

                  Curriculum Vitae Bohdanito-style:

                  I went to university, I’ve been a long-time boss, my wife is absolutely beautiful, I don’t throw tantrums and what-have-you.

                  Impressive. So how did Bohdanito end up as a vile, drooling ill-tempered, utter nobody working 168 hours a week on a worthless Western supremacist website? Bohdanito’s claims don’t quite match his appearences. Apart from his infantile, perpetual swearing, he has irrefutably displayed — at his own discretion, at that — his very gross ineptitude in mathematics.

                  Bohdanito, you should not make stupidity a virtue. Again: Lenin, Stalin, and Putin are people that could actually teach you how to combine excellent intellectual vigour with honesty, decency, and — above all — cpurage.

                  • Bohdan ⋅

                    Listen Manturdo the Limppenis, I told you once before and I repeat it again. You are a brainless, lying piece of communist trash.

                    I do not have to prove anything about your stupidity, you do that most admirably each time you post your ridiculous vomit.

                    And as for your brazenly stupid comment “Lenin, Stalin, and Putin are people that could actually teach you how to combine excellent intellectual vigour with honesty, decency, and — above all — cpurage.” Just proves what a brain damaged imbecile you really are! As the only things those beloved murderers of yours, Lenin, Stalin and Putin could teach any idiots stupid enough to idolize them was how to oppress and murder their own comrades in the millions.

                    And just explain what “cpurage” means, as it does not exist in the English language, comrade reptile, you lying hypocrite.

                  • Manfred Steifschwanz ⋅

                    Interpreting “cpurage” is left as an exercise; should indeed do for a Ukro of Bohdanito’s, ahem, “stature”. Moreover, Bohdanito’s command of the English language clearly resembles that of a grossly immature adolescent. This is most likely because Bohdanito’s barely matured beyond the age of 13. Lenin, Stalin, Putin, and — in all humility — Manfred Steifschwanz should be sources of inspiration to any adult who still hasn’t contributed anything worthwhile neither to History, nor to society. Bohdanito, would you please consider at least to grow a spine — it’s a promising step forward, mid you.

                    • Bohdan ⋅

                      I said many times and I repeat myself again! ManTurd you definitely have shit for brains you communist idiot.

                      You must immediately recommence taking your psychiatric tablets, as the communist trash you are ‘waffling’ on about just confirms what a gross idiot you are.

                      Bon appetit baboon with the tablets.

                    • MCCUSA ⋅

                      by the way, manfred, obosranye russkye barakhlo, apparently the brainless russian clowns are so desperate to keep that sh#$%t hole called russia in one piece that they are trying to establish a third russian capital in the Far East – after moscow and st., petersburg. AS it seems, the whole Siberia is totally out of control. Here is the russian ‘genius’ in working – in order to keep Siberia under Moscow’s control they decided to create a third capital of russia in the Eastern Siberia. Those pitiful, pathetic, russian bastards didn’t notice that there already IS a capital in the Eastern Siberia – IT IS CALLED BEIJING…

                    • Manfred Steifschwanz ⋅

                      Strange. Is it the “screwdriver piercing” Pshek style in MCCUSA’s forehead which has brought about his volte face, kowtowing suddenly to a decidedly non-white, non-Christian nation — to wit, China? Personally, I think Russia should combine the Far East metropolis project with a most harsh, civilizing mission westwards together with Germany: Burn down Arschau in order to finally have something civilized and dignified along the Wisla.

                  • MCCUSA ⋅

                    hey manfred, obosranye russkiye barakhlo, could you teach us a courage and march to the gulags, you pathetic, brainless russian baboon…

                    • Manfred Steifschwanz ⋅

                      Sounds boring and unimaginative. Wouldn’t it be more exciting to sodomize the corpse of JP II while shouting ‘Ave Maria’ or something (compare the “Pussy Riot” stunt) ?

                      Q: What’s it like to have attended a Catholic Whoring School?

                      A: Instant Heaven! Candles in your rear, “Amen” in your ear, and Zigfeld holds you dear.

  3. mingthemerciless ⋅

    Apparently Samogonka is roosky white lightning…except it is mostly chlorine…drunken as you shoot krokodil…

  4. mingthemerciless ⋅

    Nothing to do with the Big Bopper’s White Lightning Mountain Dew! Live and learn, Russia’s Cucaracha!

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