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Another New Low for Maria Sharapova

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Russia is that singular nation where no matter how low it sinks today, tomorrow it will do something so wretched you will unable to believe you thought it was low before.

And Maria Sharapova is the poster child for Russia in this regard.

In the space of one week, the world saw Sharapova file papers in court seeking to change her name to Sugarpova for the two weeks of the U.S. Open in a shameless effort to promote her failing line of artificially flavored and colored sweets, then realize how totally outrageous her scheme was and withdraw it, and then saw her withdraw from the Open itself, claiming a shoulder injury.

Maybe the real reason Sharapova withdrew from the U.S. Open is that she was too ashamed to show her face there after her humiliating PR gambit in the hopes of achieving even greater personal wealth which she does not need, already being one of the highest-paid female athletes in the world.  Or maybe she does have an injury; if so, maybe it’s because she spends far too little time training and far too much seeking to build her candy empire. Either way, clearly, the last thing on her mind these days is tennis.

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10 responses to “Another New Low for Maria Sharapova

  1. Maria Los

    Ms Sharapova, we’re all trying to keep our teeth….

  2. Fred from Berlin ⋅

    Sharapova is just another russian hillbilly who does not now that sugar is completely old-fashioned.

  3. Beetlejuice ⋅

    Oh no! That means the USA and Russia are going to start launching missiles at each other any minute! And I just proposed to her and she accepted 😦

    • > That means the USA and Russia are going to start launching missiles at each other any minute!

      And being both Russian and American, Sugarpova is going to get nuked on both ends.

      > And I just proposed to her and she accepted 😦

      How much did you proposition her for?

      • Beetlejuice ⋅

        I meant my girlfriend. And no I didn’t propose to her. I was being sarcastic since pretty much anything having to do with a Russian, Kim is convinced makes war between the U.S and Russia imminent.

        • larussophobe ⋅

          Pretty much anything? You’re a goddamned liar.

          Giving aid and comfort to Snowden, a US public enemy equivalent to Doku Umarev, yes.

          Giving weapons, aid and comfort to American-murdering fanatics at Hezbollah, yes.

          Giving weapons, aid and comfort to anti-US regimes in Iran, Syria and Venezuela, yes.

          These are acts of war against the USA. And if you say they are not you are a goddamned liar. And if you try to change the subject you are a coward as well.

  4. marduk ⋅

    a US Passport…….. thats all it takes

  5. marduk ⋅

    but if you can offer a US passport to a russkie, you can get a whole lot better than that in multiples too….. Trust me I know

  6. marduk ⋅

    I would just offer her a tube of toothpaste, or some lip gloss. that’ll get you sex over there, every time.

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