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The Worst Week of Vladimir Putin’s Life

PutinshameJust. Wow!

What a truly appalling week Vladimir Putin just had.

He started out the week being booted out of the FIFA tournament in Brazil, which Russia will host in four years. His team only managed to score two goals in three matches despite being fortunately placed in one of the weakest groups in the tournament. Only three teams in the entire tournament scored less, and his hated rival the USA, hardly a world soccer power, advanced to the knockout round.  To add to Russia’s shame, its coach (highest paid in the world, and not Russian) tried to blame the debacle on a laser pointer.

Then Pooty watched as not just Ukraine but also Georgia and Moldova signed a formal treaty with the European Union, something Putin has been furiously struggling throughout his presidency to avoid.  Not one but three important pieces of post-Soviet space permanently severed their relations with Russia, vastly diminishing Russia’s prestige and influence in the region and vastly increasing the power of the West.  Putting the boot in, a newly swaggering Europe actually began issuing ultimatums to Putin.

And then to round things out, more spectacular disaster in space.  First Putin’s much-ballyhooed new rocket program, which was supposed to allow Russia to send missiles into space without need of Kazakhstan, using a base on Russian soil, humiliatingly failed to function.  And then one of Russia’s last early-warning military satellite simply stopped working while in orbit.

It’s impossible to imagine a worse week for Putin, and when you combine it with the increasingly bleak prospects of the Russian economy you have what well may be the worst week of Putin’s life.

26 responses to “The Worst Week of Vladimir Putin’s Life

  1. mccusa ⋅

    On top of that, russian football team at the World Cup in Brazil, has been eliminated in the most humiliating way; the first goal the stupid russian baboons scored was a suicidal goal by the russian goalkeeper. You cannot beat that – perhaps the russian hockey team humiliated by the American team and then pulverized by the Finns at the sochi olympics in front of volodzia pucin can compete with the calamity of the last week – truly bad week for putin, but a very good week for the rest of the world …

    • Beetlejuice ⋅

      That’s a lot farther than you Polaks got, so I wouldn’t talk. Which reminds me:

      Did you hear about the Polish football team?
      Well, four scores and seven years to go….

      Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?
      No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.

      • mccusa ⋅

        beetlejuice russia failed to qualify for the World Cups in 2006 2010 and 2014, truly resounding success ‘russian style’ , you brainless russian baboons….

      • mccusa ⋅

        beetlejuice in 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, German football team beat Russia 16 : 0…..ouch…

    • The Pshek ⋅

      Q: When will the Psheks reach the World Cup finals?

      A: As soon as they get their best and brightest Catholic Whoring School students into the team. They have been playing “Sucker” with the Cardinals’ penises since day #1 🙂

      • mccusa ⋅

        q. When will the russian katsaps reach the World Cup finals??

        a: As soon as the two most famous gay, transgender, crossdressers with beard – kirasza of russia and Conchita Wurst – the winner of Eurosong Competition2014 staff each other at the Christ the Saviour Cathedral in Moscow..

    • vlad

      mccusa, I checked and checked and checked but couldn’t find Team Poland in the World Cup. Do you know why? Because Poland didn’t even qualify. It got whipped by Ukraine. Twice. Of course, Ukraine didn’t qualify either. Ouch.

      • mccusa ⋅

        Strangly enough, vlad, russia lost BOTH QUALIFYING MATCHES AND NEVERTHELESS WAS QUALIFIED – how much putin paid those corrupted to the core, FIFA officials???. But you cannot hide total mediocrity, total lack of tallent of the russian team – the result was spectacular – – the first match and the first goal was a suicidal goal scored by that stupid russian goalkeeper what a brainless russian baboon..he probably will be having the fun in Magadan or Kolyma in one of those magnificent real estate dreaded places…called gulags

      • mccusa ⋅

        Russia was eleminated at the first stage in 2006, 2010 in Warsaw, and 2014 in Brazil – just a friendly reminder….vlad..

      • mccusa ⋅

        Vlad, I checked and checked and checked and found out that the greatest German victory in the history of football wasn’t humiliating Brazil 7 ; 1. IT WAS THE 1912 OLYMPICS IN STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN, WHEN GERMANY BEAT RUSSIA 16 TO O. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh….OUCH

  2. Beetlejuice ⋅

    I don’t know about that. Iraq’s “democracy” that the U.S established after destroying the country is looking to Russia for help against the forces Bush failed to defeat. And the Russian Navy is now headed to France where they’re going to test the new warships before buying them.

    • mccusa ⋅

      so russia is heading to france to pay billions of dollars for the greatest French junk ever constructed and the laughing stock of the true sea powers USA and UK, MISTRAL….gospodin pomilyui…

  3. Loreleirain ⋅

    @Beetlejuice, so what does Putler’s dick taste like, u stinky Kremlin troll? Your Terrorussia should be destroyed ASAP. U russian fuckers dig your own graves. 😛

    • mccusa ⋅

      Nice try, beetlejuice, obosranye russkiye barakhlo – the humiliation of russia to GLOBAL and TOTAL, moscow is 80% muslim and CENTRAL ASIAN, for God’s sake, beetlejuice, I know russians have no brain but I thought you could see??? And that f#$%ing russian army that eats th dog food – ‘Bielka i Strielka’ . A propos Mistral – sold to russia, it is officially the worst warship EVER constructed, you idiotic baboon, so nobody was buying that junk, including French – solution – sell it to russian idiots….Got it ??

    • mccusa ⋅

      Loreleirain, They DO dig their own grave; so called russian Siberia, stolen from China only 100 years ago is being retaken by the rightful owner – China -WITHOUT A SINGLE SHOT BEING SHOT. A true ruler of russia is the minister of defence, sergei shoigu. An ethnic Chinese from Tuva region, which was integral part of China as recent as 1911. So rotting, dying Tsarist Russia , six years before its own demise in 1917, managed to steal another territory from another neigbhbor…I think that Finland would like to get back its own terrytory KARELIA back as soon as possible. And as you look at so called Kaliningrad; you should see the destruction of European Civilization in working. One of the most beautiful cities in the Baltic area – Konigsburg, the pear of the Baltic, a 1000 year old Hanseatic center of culture and trade, the home of one of the greates European philosopher Emmanule Kant, has been destroyed by the mongolian/russian hordes….

    • The Pshek ⋅

      Strange. I thought the “influential, powerful pyjamas blog” had destroyed Russia many times over. Is Vladimir Putin really smarter than Zigfeld and her solid, dependable hangarounds?

  4. The Pshek ⋅

    This blog proves the Soviets were quite right in viewing Western ideology as something to be dealt with inside mental hospitals. The perpetual screamfest here against Putin and Russia is quite fun as it’s fuelled by the impotence of Western supremacists being outsmarted by what’s being perceived as lesser countries and peoples.

    Personally, I feel disposed to believe that absolutely nobody here sincerely wants Russia and Putin to drop off the face of the Earth. Your absolutely worthless lives would become utterly unbearable without having intelligent people and societies to whine about, ha!

    • larussophobe ⋅

      Ukraine, Moldova and Georgia have all signed on with the EU. Russia’s vaunted national rocket will not fly. Do you think we invented these stories? Do you think all the other outlets that reported them are also inventing them, out of nothing but hatred of Russia?

      It is you who are laughable, little one, only you.

  5. Kim, you have been right and predicted all this years ago.

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  7. roger doger ⋅

    Russian infiltrators are getting their heinies kicked in Ukraine too having fled to donetsk for their last miserable stand.

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